I wore shorts without black tights for the first time in 3 years today.

I got sunburnt.

lifeandtimesofthejollyfop:

theoneritz:

sarahfonseca:

The next time you see someone with jewelry that says “trust no man,” don’t judge them for their “man hating” or “bougie” ways. Rather, commend them for their superb taste in music.

“Trust no man” is actually a reference to a reference to a 1926 song of the same name by Gertrude “Ma” Rainey, a Georgian and African-American pioneer of blues music. 

I want all you women to listen to me

Don’t trust your man no further than your eyes can see

I trusted my man with my best friend

But that was a bad bargain in the end

A feminist before there was really a term for it, Rainey was also notorious for getting into trouble with small-town authorities over her “women-only parties.” She was a brazen lady-lovin’ badass well-worthy of a 21st century signal boost.

it’s funny because Nicki probably has zero knowledge of this

I bet she does.

Tags: fem

donthatethegeek:

A haiku about Mario Kart

Tags: nsfr

faefriend:

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

(via teletubbie-custard)

It’s awesome.

Apparently everything is

I’m going to buy the Lego Movie before work and then watch it as soon as I’m back home from my shift. I am ridiculously excited to watch it. I have waited SO LONG!

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

(via feminist-space)

"I am obsessed with becoming a woman comfortable in her skin."

— Sandra Cisneros (via gardeniatree)

(Source: shaefierce, via marinashutup)

Tags: fem

psalm420:

what sport

(via releasethebatz)